The Gospel According to the Candle
$KIMCHI
"He came when everything was red. And he said: let there be a pump. And the market turned green."
— The Book of Trades, chapter 3, verse 7
His Miracles
The Resurrection of the Market
For three days the market lay in the red. On the third day Kimchi opened a long — and the chart rose again.
The Multiplication of Xes
He took five dollars and two satoshis, and with them fed thousands of holders.
Liquidations Among the Faithful
He walked across volatility as if it were water, and not one stop-loss drowned.
The Five Commandments of the Holder
- I
Thou shalt not sell at the bottom, for the bottom is but the first step of the climb.
- II
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's leverage, for liquidation cometh like a thief in the night.
- III
Hold, and thou shalt believe, and it shall be given unto you in multiples.
- IV
Trust not the false shillers, trust instead the chart and the green candle.
- V
Share thy gains with thy neighbor, and the market shall multiply them a hundredfold.
Believe, and Hold
Blessed are the holders, for theirs is the moon.
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